This may not apply to everyone…in fact, it probably won’t apply to most.

• Chuck Norris did not send bank confirmations when he was in first year…the bank phoned him to confirm the balance
• Chuck Norris did not make photocopies in first year, he got the partner to do it for him
• Chuck Norris was only a trainee clerk for 5 minutes before he was promoted to partner
• Enron did not happen because of creative accounting, Chuck Norris happened to Enron
• Chuck Norris was bored one day, and thought up IFRS
• Chuck Norris does not need explanations for income statement fluctuations, he IS the reason for the fluctuations
• Chuck Norris knows how to do a mail merge
• Chuck Norris can make a consolidated cash flow work…first time
• Chuck Norris can reference in blue
• Chuck Norris can charge idle time whenever he wants.. Without signing the idle register
• Chuck Norris doesn’t get a trial balance from the client, he tells them what the trial balance is going to be
• Chuck Norris does not do leads, he is the lead
• When Chuck Norris gets review notes…..no way, nobody reviews Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris does not need to sign off on working papers, everybody already knows who did the work
• Chuck Norris does not refer to the IAA05 Manual, he wrote the IAA05 Manual
• Chuck Norris passed both parts of board first time and he went to UND…..now that’s a super human feat
• Chuck Norris’s clients do not need signed financials, a handshake is more than enough
• When Chuck Norris goes for a client lunch, he is not afraid to order crayfish
• Chuck Norris answers ‘private numbers’ on a Friday afternoon
• Chuck Norris got a contract when he was in primary school